ME: I love how Violet smells...even stinky Violet
David: What?
ME: I don't mean when she has a poopy diaper...I just mean if she hasn't had a bath in a few days and she is sticky and has that outside smell mixed with rotten milk in her neck. I like it, I just keep giving her kisses.
David: Hmmm, I think you just crossed some sort of threshold...yeah I probably should have bought you a mini van.
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